Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i drank out of a bidet.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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