Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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