I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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