whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
