you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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