i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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