I need help removing her.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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