I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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