Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
