4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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