i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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