hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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