The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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