Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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