i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Come see our sink grown plant.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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