Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
