What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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