This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Holy sore nipples Batman
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
