hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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