i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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