Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My dick has a subreddit
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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