the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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