Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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