I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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