Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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