So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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