I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
