I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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