the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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