Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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