They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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