we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize
