She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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