I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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