She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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