their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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