It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
that's an acceptable place to lick
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I think i got beer on your cat.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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