A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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