fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
