Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
do herpes really smell.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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