How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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