If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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