oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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