there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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