i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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