oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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