my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
