My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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