some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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