We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
