How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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