is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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