giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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