I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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